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    Putin Can’t Git Wit Dat
    Jeff Winston
    • Dec 20, 2018
    • 1 min

    Putin Can’t Git Wit Dat

    By Logan McRay In an effort to prevent modern day Russia from spiraling into modern day Atlanta, Vladimir Putin has suggested the Kremlin...
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    World Unites in Hatred of Pitbull Song
    Jeff Winston
    • Dec 18, 2018
    • 1 min

    World Unites in Hatred of Pitbull Song

    By Logan McRay These days, it’s rare that popular opinion reaches across cultural and geographic boundaries to culminate in a consensus. ...
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    It’s a Tired Shtick, but Sacha Baron Cohen is Shticking To It
    Jeff Winston
    • Dec 7, 2018
    • 1 min

    It’s a Tired Shtick, but Sacha Baron Cohen is Shticking To It

    By Logan McRay Sacha Baron Cohen has been nominated for a Golden Globe Award for his work in the unfunny cringe Showtime series “Who Is A...
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    Jason Isabell Should Change His Name to Isabell Jason
    Jeff Winston
    • Dec 6, 2018
    • 1 min

    Jason Isabell Should Change His Name to Isabell Jason

    By Logan McRay CMT will be airing the “2018 AmericanaFest” on December 6th and has released a preview performance by Jason Isabell. From ...
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    Grimes Releases Ode to the Panopticon
    Jeff Winston
    • Dec 1, 2018
    • 1 min

    Grimes Releases Ode to the Panopticon

    By Logan McRay Canadian singer Grimes has released her first song in three years and it’s a plea for artificial intelligence to subjugate...
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    White Art Collective November 2018 Newsletter
    Jeff Winston
    • Nov 27, 2018
    • 1 min

    White Art Collective November 2018 Newsletter

    The first White Art Collective monthly newsletter is now available. Click here to download.
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    Smashing Pumpkins “Shiny And Oh So Bright Vol. 1 / No Future. No Past. No Sun” Review
    Jeff Winston
    • Nov 27, 2018
    • 2 min

    Smashing Pumpkins “Shiny And Oh So Bright Vol. 1 / No Future. No Past. No Sun” Review

    By Logan McRay Ah. The 90’s. “Grunge” exploded onto the popular music scene and a handful of artists would go on to become some of the b...
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    Decrepit Hippies Butcher Banal Children’s Song Written by Unkempt, Limp-Wristed Man-Children
    Jeff Winston
    • Nov 26, 2018
    • 1 min

    Decrepit Hippies Butcher Banal Children’s Song Written by Unkempt, Limp-Wristed Man-Children

    By Jeff Winston At a gala celebrating the music of nasally challenged Communist and wife-deserting/beating, banal incubus, John Lennon, a...
    139 views0 comments
    Evolutionary Throwback Ron Perlman Calls for Georgia Boycott
    Jeff Winston
    • Nov 20, 2018
    • 1 min

    Evolutionary Throwback Ron Perlman Calls for Georgia Boycott

    By Logan McRay Monkeyman thespian, Ron Perlman, took to Twitter this past Saturday to call for a Hollywood boycott of the state of Georgi...
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    “Big Nose”, I mean “Big Mouth” Cavalcade of Smut Renewed for Season 3
    Jeff Winston
    • Nov 19, 2018
    • 1 min

    “Big Nose”, I mean “Big Mouth” Cavalcade of Smut Renewed for Season 3

    By Logan McRay Netflix announced that “Big Mouth” has been renewed and will return for its third season in 2019. Here's the premise of t...
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    Goddess Zoe Kravitz Dons “Old Man Eyebrows” To Blend In With Mortals
    Jeff Winston
    • Nov 15, 2018
    • 1 min

    Goddess Zoe Kravitz Dons “Old Man Eyebrows” To Blend In With Mortals

    By Jeff Winston Goddess Zoe Kravitz descended from behind a dumpster for a nude Rolling Stone photo shoot mimicking the one her skanky, w...
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    HBO’s Overrated Sword-Porn Has One More Season
    Jeff Winston
    • Nov 13, 2018
    • 1 min

    HBO’s Overrated Sword-Porn Has One More Season

    By Logan McRay Lonely millennial woman and half men are eagerly anticipating the return of “Game of Thrones” to HBO in April 2019 for its...
    70 views0 comments
    BYEE! Subversive Bug Man Hero Stan Lee (Lieber) Finally Croaks!!!
    Jeff Winston
    • Nov 13, 2018
    • 1 min

    BYEE! Subversive Bug Man Hero Stan Lee (Lieber) Finally Croaks!!!

    By Logan McRay The man I blame for single handedly ruining modern cinema and arresting the development of a generation or two, Stanley Ma...
    87 views0 comments
    President Trump Embraces Marxism In Genius Intergalactic Canasta Move
    Jeff Winston
    • Nov 11, 2018
    • 1 min

    President Trump Embraces Marxism In Genius Intergalactic Canasta Move

    By Jeff Winston In a Jacksonian, intergalactic Canasta move that could only be understood by Bill Mitchell, the “optics” gurus at The Dai...
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    Sinead O’Connor Owns Catholics by Converting to Islam
    Jeff Winston
    • Nov 11, 2018
    • 1 min

    Sinead O’Connor Owns Catholics by Converting to Islam

    By Logan McRay 90’s pope hating Irish singer Sinead O’Connor posted on Twitter that she has become a Muslim and that Drumpf is KKK or som...
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    “Driving Mr. Tyrone” Actor Dethroned
    Jeff Winston
    • Nov 10, 2018
    • 1 min

    “Driving Mr. Tyrone” Actor Dethroned

    By Logan McRay In a presser for his racial harmony road trip film “Green Book”, actor Viggo Mortenson committed the mortal sin of utterin...
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    Ariana “I Hate America” Grande Billboard’s "Woman of the Year"
    Jeff Winston
    • Nov 9, 2018
    • 1 min

    Ariana “I Hate America” Grande Billboard’s "Woman of the Year"

    By Logan McRay Pop something or another Ariana “I Hate America” Grande will be honored as 2018’s “Woman of the Year” at Billboard’s Women...
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    Trump and Kanye Prove White Nationalists Wrong
    Jeff Winston
    • Nov 7, 2018
    • 1 min

    Trump and Kanye Prove White Nationalists Wrong

    By Jeff Winston In a bold move that stunned everyone who actually voted for him, President Trump announced early in October that he is now...
    67 views0 comments
    Bryan Singer’s Ultimate Twink Bash
    Jeff Winston
    • Nov 7, 2018
    • 2 min

    Bryan Singer’s Ultimate Twink Bash

    By Logan McRay The director of the recently released Freddie Mercury biopic “Bohemian Rhapsody” is still being hired for million-dollar m...
    159 views0 comments
    "Journalist" Attempts To Stifle Freedom of Expression... Again
    Jeff Winston
    • Nov 6, 2018
    • 1 min

    "Journalist" Attempts To Stifle Freedom of Expression... Again

    By Logan McRay NPR employee and journalist Matt Katz was like “wow….just wow” as the New Jersey rock club Dingbatz allowed a black metal ...
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