Evolutionary Throwback Ron Perlman Calls for Georgia Boycott

By Logan McRay

Monkeyman thespian, Ron Perlman, took to Twitter this past Saturday to call for a Hollywood boycott of the state of Georgia after Democrat Stacey Abrams conceded the Governor’s race to Republican Brian Kemp.

Perlman is the star of such shows as Sons of Anarchy, Beauty and the Beast, and BJ and the Bear (as the Bear). An outspoken, liberal, banana eating, anthropomorphic catcher’s mitt, Perlman believes that democratic outcomes are only for human kind and that apes shall rule the earth.