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Goddess Zoe Kravitz Dons “Old Man Eyebrows” To Blend In With Mortals

By Jeff Winston

Goddess Zoe Kravitz descended from behind a dumpster for a nude Rolling Stone photo shoot mimicking the one her skanky, washed-up actress mother did 30 years earlier.

She took the form of an orgasming, heroin-addict zombie with stringy, matted hair and old man eyebrows in order to make mortals feel better about themselves.

She even added some splotchy shit onto her face and a whole bunch of terrible, pointless, asymmetrical hipster tattoos for realism.

This is truly transcendent beauty.

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